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Motivational Posters

I've been having a hell of a time fighting with some Perl code at work lately. I tossed together a humorous Perl demotivational poster to release some of my frustration, and thought others might appreciate it.

But why stop there? There are other languages worth making fun of besides Perl! So, I tossed together some more snarky posters to be fair.

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