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Kember Identity

Ever wonder if there is an MD5 hash the same as the original input? Nope, me neither. But Mr. Kember does and he's asking the world to help him find out if such a thing exists. There's no fame if you find it for him (he's humbly named it the "Kember Identity" already)—but you might make a little cash. Check out his web page for the details. Go ahead and enter his contest if you're feeling gullible lucky!

The MD5 algorithm returns a fixed-length 128-bit hash, so there are 2128 possible values. The hash is typically expressed as a series of 32 hexadecimal values. Since the input string and its hash must be the same to reflect the Kember Identity, you wouldn't need to test random strings like "ruby on rails rots your brain"; you only need to test strings that are 32-characters long and contain the numbers 0 though 9 and letters a through f like 8d112b3c68248c12f178188c1b921ec1.

Kember suggests testing values at random because the range of candidates is so large (2128 is 34,028,236,692,093,846,346,337,460,743,177). Unfortunately, there're a few problems with this approach:It actually takes less time to test all values sequentially than through random-selection.

Additionally, one has to consider the possibility that such a value doesn't exist. The odds of finding the Kember Identity are actually quite small: 1/((2128!)/( 2128!)(1-2128)!). So how would you know when all possible values have been tested proving the Kember identity doesn't exist if the values are tested randomly? You don't.

The only reliable way to programmatically identify whether the Kember Identity exists and what hashes exhibit it is to test each hashes sequentially and record the results.

The whole thing might not bother me if money wasn't involved. Just send Mr. Kember your $5 entry fee and you're eligible to win the prize pot if your script is first to find the magical hash! But I have a few questions:
  • How do I contact Mr. Kember to receive my prize when I find a hash that exhibits the Kember Identity?

  • What happens to my $5 and the rest of the prize money if it is proven the Identity doesn't exist?

  • At 60-million hashes an hour, it would take over 646,987,670,262,051,588,140,743 millennia to verify them all. How long does Mr. Kember plan on holding on to the prize money?
While it might not be a scam (it says explicitly that it's not a scam somewhere on the irrationally highlighted contest page), it isn't well thought out.


  1. What the hell does any of this mean??? LOL.. DUDE! Good lord.. I think I hurt my brain bad... oyyyy.. now I think I just need a drink!!! LOLOLOLOL


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